Kylie Jenner Is Just Being Kylie

In today’s Tweet Beat, Kylie Jennifer is really into originality, ya know, Ringo Starr comes in peace and Billy Eichner is fed up. Read more…

Clay Aiken Thinks Jennifer Lawrence Deserved to Be Hacked

Clay Aiken Thinks Jennifer Lawrence Deserved to Be Hacked

American Idol loser and North Carolina congressional candidate Clay Aiken—bet you never thought you’d hear those two titles together—said that the celebrities who had their nude photos leaked by a hacker earlier this month deserve exactly what they got because they shouldn’t have been taking any gross old nudies anyway, dagnabbit.

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Model David Gandy poses with cardboard cutouts of himself wearing underwear from his new collection

Model David Gandy poses with cardboard cutouts of himself wearing underwear from his new collection in London, Thursday. [Photo by Jonathan Short/Invision via AP]Read more…

Yamma Brown on Domestic Violence: I Ended Up With Someone Like My Dad

We remember James Brown as the Godfather of Soul. We remember him as a singer, a performer, a tormented artist who fought racial barriers and triumphed to become one of the most famous and influential artists in music history. His daughter remembers h…

Selfie Loathing: Hilary Swank and John Kerry Are Americans in Paris

Hello Friends and welcome back to Selfie Loathing, a roundup of celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Let us not tarry.Read more…

Legendary Punk Artist to Internet Commenters: “Put Yr Dck in Yo Mouf”

Legendary Punk Artist to Internet Commenters: "Put Yr Dck in Yo Mouf"

Raymond Pettibon, the visual artist responsible for such iconic images as the Black Flag logo and Sonic Youth’s Goo album cover, maintains a spectacularly salty online persona. Recently, he—or someone posing as him—took his mashed-out proclamations to the Hypebeast comments section, of all places, dishing out poorly spelled insults like a veteran commenter.

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Let Us Celebrate Clair Huxtable, Feminist Icon, and The Cosby Show

As black women try to shake off tired tropes like the angry black woman, which the New York Times raised from its shallow grave yesterday, let’s focus on The Cosby Show’s career-driven matriarch that kicked ass at home and at work, Clair Huxtable. Th…

Fergie has officially moved away from London and towards the West Coast: her new single is called “L

Fergie has officially moved away from London and towards the West Coast: her new single is called “L.A. LOVE (La La)”. Here is snippet of her second attempt at a geography lesson; the full single will supposedly be released soon.

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Derek Jeter Ass-Eating Gossip We Really Want To Be True

Today, a tipster sent us a bit of gossip about Derek Jeter’s sex life that comes from what he claims to be a very reliable source. This gossip is likely no more true than similar stories we’ve come across in the past , but we really, really want it to…

Al Jazeera Responds to Al Gore’s Lawsuit

The parties fight over $65 million held in escrow read more

That Stupid Derek Jeter Ad Will Make You Cry For America

That Stupid Derek Jeter Ad Will Make You Cry For America

On Thursday, The Gatorade Company Inc.—a marketing shop with a secondary concern in the manufacture and distribution of sweetened salt water—released an advertisement featuring Derek Jeter, one of the worst players in baseball.

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‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ Actor Signs With UTA (Exclusive)

British newcomer Pip Andersen is a professional Parkour practitionerread more

Zen Koans Explained: “Happy Chinaman”

Zen Koans Explained: "Happy Chinaman"

We often call a mischievous child a “scamp.” Is that really fair? Do they “scamper” away from us by choice—or because we chase them, with an axe? We must remember that we ourselves are part of nature, along with the scamps we chop.

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